How the signs tell you to shut up:
- Aries: Shut up.
- Taurus: Will shove food in your mouth. If they were desperate enough to give their food away, that is.
- Gemini: I'm bored. *walks away*
- Cancer: They don't. They'd rather suffer than hurt your feelings.
- Leo: Will make whiney noises until you are silent.
- Virgo: Will make comments such as 'mmm' or 'yeah' until you realise that the conversation is going nowhere.
- Libra: Will smile at you politely whilst swearing at you inside their head.
- Scorpio: Will slap you round the face and promptly walk off.
- Sagittarius: A simple 'Nobody cares, twit,' and a kick in the shin will suffice.
- Capricorn: I have work to do. *leaves*
- Aquarius: Will stop talking altogether, eventually hoping that you'll do the same.
- Pisces: I'm sorry, but could you please be quiet...? -pause- I'M SORRY! DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS? DO YOU NEED A HUG? *bursts into tears*
“Read a thousand books, and your words will flow like a river.” —Lisa See, Snow Flower and the Secret Fan (via bookmania)